Hello, and welcome to my little corner of the web. If you don’t know who I am, head to the About Me section to find out, although it’s highly unlikely you’d have found this site if I hadn’t personally told you about it.

The main purpose of this website is to act as a portfolio of my written work which, while by no means exhaustive, should give you a general idea of my style (or lack thereof).

A lot of what appears here will be the copyright of Dennis Publishing, so if anyone decides to steal my words (although I can’t see why they would), it will be that company’s lawyers that will be taking action and not mine. In fact, I don’t even have the money for a lawyer, so that’s another reason why I won’t sue.

Anyway, I hope you find something you like here, other than the iWeb template I used for this site’s design and the Photoshopped image of Bournemouth beach I used for the banner.